jeff we do not live together get that subliminal message out of my head

Date placed: 17 April about 3 hours ago with 2 notes
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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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source: narwhal-noir
Date placed: 17 April about 12 hours ago with 91,154 notes

eozart:

bubblegum bitch

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Date placed: 17 April about 13 hours ago with 14,809 notes

paulsgroovypalace:

sometimes i forget i have followers 

like

i post something

and people see it????

real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you??????????????????????

hello yes i run blog

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Date placed: 17 April about 14 hours ago with 289,348 notes
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source: fumando-te
Date placed: 17 April about 14 hours ago with 8,818 notes

tyleroakley:

i feel like this is important

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source: weloveshortvideos.com
Date placed: 17 April about 14 hours ago with 125,857 notes

lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

via: imnotinmycloset    Date placed: 17 April about 15 hours ago with 151,957 notes

slaves-to-a-substance:

where is this from?

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Date placed: 17 April about 16 hours ago with 338,218 notes